Point of Clarification

If you wish me to engage in free-lance carpentry, I will do so as long as:

1) You feed me.

2) You don't mind having something put together that looks like it was assembled by a drunk. I will guarantee its stability, eventually, but not the appearance.

3) You don't mind that I can't work on a piece of carpentry for more than 2 or 3 hours at a time before losing interest. Then I have to take a break.

I got my Merry Christmas for Me stuff today. Ospreys! And one of the Alcock books I've been waiting for.