Point of Clarification
1) You feed me.
2) You don't mind having something put together that looks like it was assembled by a drunk. I will guarantee its stability, eventually, but not the appearance.
3) You don't mind that I can't work on a piece of carpentry for more than 2 or 3 hours at a time before losing interest. Then I have to take a break.
I got my Merry Christmas for Me stuff today. Ospreys! And one of the Alcock books I've been waiting for.