because, you know…THERE ARE NO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO BE DISCUSSING THIS ELECTION SEASON!

The Anchoress Outs Herself

Masturgayte is getting to the point where it is a parody of itself anyway, but I guess we can parody it a little further.

More Outage

Funny, but the comments are funnier

Best line so far: "I'm so gay Andrew Sullivan supports an anti-me marriage constitutional amendment."

And Siggie takes a step back to sobriety but we forgive him for one line:
"Much as so many people would like to believe the world revolves around their crotch, it just isn’t so."

Yeah, I'll buy that one for a dollar.