Thirty Seconds (with profanity, mild)
2)I have a new favorite Computer Game: Rome: Total War. I've gone and conquered Gaul and Spain in the last two days, and am having it out with Carthage. I find it amusing that many if not most GIs spend our off-time with violence-based games. Being a historical nut, I'm chosing a violence-based game which involves throwing javelins at elephants. So I'm wierd, deal with it.
3) QOTD: "I wish I had my truck in Germany, 'cuz them Nazi bitches dig big trucks" -- The Company Redneck.
4)QOTD: "Ehhh, I needed new porn." Response to 'what brings you back here, sir' from an officer assigned to a Higher Headquarters as a liason officer.
5)QOTD: "You can't buy a war elephant, but I will let you buy a war hampster." My wife, responding to my latest enthusiasm.